Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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