So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
honey bunches of taint.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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