We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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