ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I want to walk on stilts...naked
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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