hotel room ftw
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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