Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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