Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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