redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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