you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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