I hate your face
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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