I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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