Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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