escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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