Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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