Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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