She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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