She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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