I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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