NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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