Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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