38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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