So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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