In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I met the friendliest cop last night
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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