break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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