is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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