I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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