They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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