My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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