Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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