Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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then he tried to convert me to islam
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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