So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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