Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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