Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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