The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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