I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Randomize
