she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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