Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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