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I wish I only lived at night.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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