i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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