just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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