In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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