I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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