she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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