I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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