I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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