I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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