oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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