The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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