I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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