...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There r osticjed everywhere
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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