That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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