Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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