Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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