We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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